If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast. That woman could not make toast.

Darynda Jones
About This Quote

This quote is a great example of a woman who was too nice to a man that really just hated her. If he didn't hate her so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, she would have been able to get over him and be happy.

Source: The Dirt On Ninth Grave

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